You know honey, conversing with you in this manner is more fun than actually meeting you face to face and chat.
This wa[s] I am free wheeling anytime I want, talking about anything. You don't have to be in front of me staring at empty space wondering when is this talk cock, sing song gonna end.
At the same time I don't have to worry that I talk in long pauses like I usually do which can be mistaken as me being a slowpoke (like right now with me referring to the dictionary on the meaning of slowpoke).
I am definitely an hour man. I cannot function in the seconds. I am not proactive enough. Lizzie used to be the second woman. Now she had slowed down to the minute.
My time is measured by the hour. It always been that. Every time the hour alert beeps I will change my task at hand. It is a habit I suppose. That way I compartmentalize my thoughts into small fractions.
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Actually I rather read at night. That way I can wind down before bed. The day is too precious for reading. This is my golden hour. Golden being I am most resourceful and hey, I am all alone. At night Lizzie will always interrupt me to help her with the house's administrative matters. That's when you notice the long pauses between scribbles.
We have a perfect arrangement Sarah. There is only one condition; you are not a Chubby Chubb. If you are, then in Malay we say potong stim (anticlimax of direct translation: cut the erection LOL).
Come to think of it I had taught you many new words Sarah. I taught you Malay and Arabic honey. Of course some word I personally coined like Robot Puki LMAO. You still remember the meaning baby? Oh Sarah my love, you make me laugh. Not sure if it's your innocence that is fun for me to exploit or the nicotine gum that is taking effect right now.
Nevertheless, you make [] (my) day baby. I should do this sooner; this conversations that we are having. Certainly not your typical Conversations with God as what Neale Donald Walsch depicted yeah?
Certainly Richard Dawkins doesn't expect this kind of conversation coming from God, right honey?
However Deepak Chopra and Mike Myers predicted so. Have you read the book?
Brb... Picking up Lizzie.
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Bummer, not available in Pirate Bay. Well the review is not so hot either.
Lizzie is back. So potong stim sikit (cut the erection a bit). Actually Malay is easy to learn. Here let me teach you...
Let start with the base: potong (cut)
- memotong - cutting
- dipotong - to cut
- terpotong - accidentally cut
- potongan - the cut
- pemotong - the cutter
See? Easy.
Next: tangan (hand)
- menangani - overcome
- ditangani - to handle
- tentangan - opposition
- tandatangan - signature
- penangan - a slap
OK now we combine the two words.
- potong tangan - cut hand
- tangan potong - a handicap without hand
Now lets construct a sentence.
- Tangan saya terpotong masa saya memotong potongan itu untuk menangani tentangan dari pemotong tandatangan pemotong - My hand was accidentally cut when I was cutting the cut to overcome the opposition from the person who void the signature of the cutter.
This is rambling to the max Sarah. I don't think I can *t[o] (talk) as much cock and sing songs with you when I am face to face facing you LOL.
* So you are enjoying all these huh? I'm glad you do honey. All these are my gift of love to you. All I have is words.
Oh yeah, songs too:
You notice Sarah? When I am certain of who I am, my mood is fantastic. Also when I achieved a breakthrough I am more resourceful.
Seriously Sarah, when can I fuck you? I am now a Bodhisattva. So no more fucking the Gayshas. However there is no rule ever that says I cannot fuck my wife.
Maybe I just fuck your brain off:
I never tried the standing position. We should give this a try. Whaddaya say hon? Are you game?
If it is a yes, than I start doing kettlebell by next month. I don't want to break my back just for a good lay LMAO.
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See? One hour is up. Next posting...
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